Walk in the Woods

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Walk in the Woods

A short blogisode by...

Dark Sonnet now plays distinctively in the background.

Lorraine Garland, Executive producer

Monty Teves, family psycho killer dog, (one of three)

and a special appearance by

MALENA "the Mercenary"TEVES, freelance neighborhood private "security" gun totten nutjob.

(V.O) Malena _camera pans around dark hills and trees_

I've always wanted to take Lorraine out one of my "walks in the woods" to show her a different side of me. A spookier side she had not seen. I wanted her to see the spirits of the night, in my woods where the coyotes howl and the dogs cry.....

MALENA stops the camera to spout off....

"Today she's teaching me how to train my beefy bug eyes freak into submission, instead of killing everything that moves.

Lorraine agreed, knowing that my "nocturnal energy" had kicked in, I would not take no for an answer anyway, until last night where she CLAIMS I was asleep on the couch before 10.

No, that was Cousin It. Not me, no. Do you see any fluffy leather rhinestone or velvet around? It WASN'T ME MAN! My goodness, LOOK at that raggedy cotton blanket! Would this Hollywood dork, I mean Diva (Freudian slip there) wrap her "curvaciously seductive" body in just anything? And what is that creature? "

(Lorraine tries to bring her back to the story of the night, the WALK IN THE WOODS! We are shooting a LaM blogisode! )

"This is important for your career Malena! So, we were walking in the woods or what?"

Lorraine shouts!

(V.O resumes)

I slither through the trees. I stalk the streets. I hunt the hunters. And the woods obey"

SUPERHERO SHOT of the Dork insert here.

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( Something spooky written by Neil Gaiman. Have you heard of him? We like that guy! You MUST check him out, really!)

TO BE CONTINUED. For promotional purposes only. All rights reserved.