Quitchie's Cookbook

Mannnnn! Fablo's got some skills! While she was here she showed me how to cook some amazing, and I mean amazing dishes. Let me put it this way, She cooks as well as she plays the violin. And that's a tall order. I'm making chinese food, indian food, persian food. You name it. Miles is eating like a KING thanks to Fablo.

I hear Miss Fabulous is going to play some of her new tunes at the cons. (Yes, she writes them in her head!) I asked if I could get the sheet music to this AMAZING violin solo she wrote, and she replied, "Ah Lasse, It's all right here in my head" No doubt about it, Lorraine has the gift of fairy music.

Since I live in this vast metropolis of silicon and souvenirs, it's nice to hear of her small town Irish Pub tales. Of friends playing together till dawn, old and young. Of neighbors knowing your first name. Of going 40 MPH in rush hour. Of the postal workers speaking english. I kid I kid.

And now, she's going to leave all that and move to Vegas. "Yes, it's Fabulous Lorraine in Feathers ladies and gentleman. Malena has even made her a bodysuit out of a dead peacock!" Naaaaaaaaaaaaa! She's Wayyyyyy to classy for that. Besides, if she yearns for fake trashy glitz, I can always take her to West Hollywood.