Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Vampire revival

It's 3 am and I just got back from Beth's 21st birthday. What a cool group of people! I felt so old...but in a good way. I spent my youth flying around modeling and singing. Now, I am the fairy godmother of LA's cutest goth chics. Intuitive fashionista they are. I was the most casually dressed girl there too. (Sherpa, think of the possibilities. Mullie would die!)

When I arrived at The Cat and Fiddle, I was starving. After finding out their kitchen was closed, I had two choices, Carl's Jr or Grocery store. My age was showing through when I chose to eat dates and mango juice. Everyone else was jugging down jager and tequila. And when you're young, you can party till 4 am AND get to work at 8. I used to dance all night wearing 6 inch stilettos and a PVC catsuit. Now I'm still wearing the catsuit, I just make dinner in it instead. Miles doesn't seem to mind.

I got to read a few minds while I was there. Of course I did readings at the club. What else would I be doing? The waiters looked at me a little funny and I didn't even have my cards out. (Oh it could have been the 4 inch dead rhino beetle necklace with the skull beads) Haaaaaaaaa!

My guides told me someone would need a reading, and they did. I actually got a few answered prayers myself, although the person giving me the message had no idea. See how heaven works? Spontaneously yet perfectly planned. And girls!!! There were so many sweet guys looking for love. The old phrase, "All the good guys are either gay or married" isn't really true. Well, it is and it isn't. (In my book all gay guys are good.) So don't give up single chicas. They're out there, waiting for you. Dressed in their black jeans and skull t-shirts hoping some corseted diva will take them home to Mom. (We goth girls are yin-yang types. We dress sexy but at home we cook and sew and make home made cards to send to our Moma in law) Miles Mom is the best ever. I couldn't have married into a better family. I love you M-a!
Well, that is all to report of my night in Hollyweird. Nothing like a little nocturnal magic to revitalize this witchy!


At 6:20 AM , Blogger Sherpa said...

I...I'm...wow...speechles. Hope there will be pictures posted.
As to where all the good guys are. They are most likely the guys you just want as friends. The meanest thing a girl can say to a guy is "lets just be friends" trust me.
As for a Malena tattoo. I have had the idea floating around in my head for a few nights now and I think the picture of you with the sword from the Conan movies would fit well on my left leg to balance out Conan on my right(not the arnold conan, conan from the inside cover of the old paperbacks).
Maybe it will be my birthday present for myself?
Take care ladies and I love the picture at the top of the post.
your loyal sherpa

At 6:35 AM , Blogger Malena Medium Cool said...

a Malena Tattoo? Waaaa cha! Dude! What can I say to that?!!! How about,
I'll stand next to Conan with honor.
I do have a warrior princess fantasy thing as you know. Can't wait to see you and everyone. I got you a nocturna window sticker for your car. Haaaa really! It's in Lorraine's giftbox in the mail.

At 9:31 AM , Blogger Kitty Cat said...

how did i miss this!>? the Cat & Fiddle is just a jaunt down from my treehouse!!! oh, because i am in portland....
as for single men, hmmmmmmm. do tell.
i have to say i Love the snowflakes that fall on your front page, ladies.
Mr. Sherpa, who does your tattoo work for you?
very curious.
love & pvc,
Kitty Cat

At 10:37 AM , Blogger Sherpa said...

It's been ...hmmmm better then 10 years sense I have had any tattoo's done so I'll be haveing a friends artist do the work. Who that is I have no idea. Need to talk to her about that.
She's a hot little number with a full back piece, looks awsome.

At 2:00 PM , Blogger ariandalen said...

Cool drawing! Did you do it, Malena?

Yes, 21 year olds can stay up all night and make it to work on time the next morning, but you know what, they also are sick more often because of it. :) Yes, the voice of experience speaks again.

At 12:47 AM , Blogger Sherpa said...

hate too say this but at 34 soon to be 35(very soon) I can still open and then close a bar. yes on st.pats i will be the first pint served and the last pint served on march 17. weep for my liver.

At 1:22 AM , Blogger K said...

Sounds like quite an evening! Trying to think of when I last stayed up all night to party... I can only think of about twice! (One after-show party, and my last night at university. That was a good night... we stayed up all night talking and then went up the college tower to see the sun come up.)

I have a stinking cold which kept me awake until 2 last night... so maybe I will make it to your Corset Party after all! (Sniffle) Anyway, have fun...

At 4:57 PM , Blogger Malena Medium Cool said...

No, I didn't draw this. A cute goth girl named Tiffy B. did it for me. She and Beth and Lourdes are my LaMies in the painting.
(under non-union women)

I have known Lourdes longer than any other friend in LA. She used to work at the Front Desk and scedule readings for me. Now, she works for Jordu at his studio. www.schellstudio.com
All my girls are growing up! Beth and Tiffy are the best! Beth makes jewelry and Tiffy draws. They are so talented... AND they babysit and make me get out of the house once a year. Ahh the benefits of girlfriends...

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