Sunday, October 01, 2006

Bunny Hop

Last Night I went to the Invicta Celebrity Charity Event at the Playboy Mansion. Let me tell ya..everything you dreamed it would be, it is. Yes, there WERE naked girls in the pool..and a few old dudes too. EEEK! My favorite Bunnies were the ones wearing bodypaint.
What nerve they must have. (As usual, I was WAY over dressed in my roman gown and fur stole. But I guess it's becoming a Malena trademark!) I don't have the guts for bodypaint. It would take gallons to go over these curves honey.
I have NEVER seen so many perfect female bodies in all my life. And of course, I HAD to ask the girls if they starved to look like that. 90% said they ate whatever they wanted and were naturally that way. AH! I was so jealous, eating my celery and club soda.

Oh, and all the girlies were so Skipper Barbies! They were all very nice and were happy to take some photos.

I found an antique emerald ring I wanted SOOO bad from Verrago. It was ONLY $60,000 dollars. Ha! Can you imagine me calling Miles and saying, "Hi Lover! If you sell your car I can buy this ring. Why not!) It was very hard for me to leave it there. Yes, I do love all things sparkly and furry. Miles is convinced I was a crow in another life. And speaking of birds, I met the sweetest little white one in the PB Zoo. As you can see, he liked sparkly things too!

I also met a charming criminal defense attorney.

We had a nice little visit about murder beefs. I think we scared off a few people. he heee But hey, he agrees with me! There ARE some people who deserve to child molesters. But sadly I do not have a criminal mind, so I'll leave catching the bad guys to the pros.

This wonderful broker from Texas SAVED me from lots of very drunk half naked old men. THANK YOU! All I can say is, Thank God I didn't choose to wear the leather, huh?

I couldn't help but notice this wonderful rock star dude. He had NATURAL lower fangs.
So, obviously we had a lot to talk about.

After making the rounds and taking photos, I had to take a rest.

This myspace specialist didn't seem to mind.

Over all it was an absolute blast. If you're ever invited, GO GO GO! Is it shocking?? YES! Especially for a little TEVES housewife like me. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! But, it's like a train wreck, you gotta look.
More photos on the way.

(the only chic who wore clothes)


At 6:56 PM , Blogger ivenotime said...

o my god, could your life be much more interesting?!? looks like so much fun, pics are great!

At 2:57 AM , Blogger Dan Guy said...

Your description of them as " Skipper Barbies" had me rolling!

At 6:27 AM , Blogger vandaluna said...

How cool is that? And Malena, you, the GSL, blow all the skipper barbies right out of the water! They must have been sooo jealous! ;-)

At 9:04 AM , Blogger mistress mousey said...

Oh my goth, woman! If you ever dare to tell me in person that your body is less than perfect, I think I may have to give you a stern talking to. The other gals are indeed free of many "flaws", but as far as I'm concerned, you were the hottest hottie there!

Oh, and I want that dress. Stunning!

At 11:27 AM , Blogger Dewey921 said...

I'm dating myself, but does anyone else remember the Skipper Barbie that would "grow" breasts if you cranked her arm?

At 9:45 PM , Blogger ariandalen said...

" Skipper Barbies" doesn't surprise me in the least. I mean, after all, they are objects of fantasy. ;)

At 5:34 PM , Blogger Bulfinch's Aglaia said...

Jody, I remember that doll so well . . . Okay, I'm just gonna say it: those girls are most likely not telling the whole truth. I'm one of those people with the lucky metabolism who eats whatever and doesn't gain much. Or at least, I didn't gain much before I turned 41. But when I'm skinny (like when I was 26; I was 5'7", 108 lbs) I have no boobs. None. Because breasts are mainly comprised of fat tissue. (Unless you're nursing -- then they are bowling balls filled with milk.) So, Malena, you look SO much better than these unnaturally skinny yet boobafied women. You look real and beautiful -- a wonderful and far more attractive combo.

At 7:19 PM , Blogger Malena said...

I feeling some love in here! Thank you all for your compliments. I just loved that bird!

At 12:08 AM , Blogger guntharr said...

Wow. You fill out that dress to a 'T'. Yeah, I was looking at the bird, riiiiight.

At 8:13 AM , Blogger Rubius said...

love the pics, love the skipper-comment... and I love that you are the hottest and coolest and (in my opinion) the most glamorous of the crowd there. I agree with Bullfinch's Aglaia... you have it all over the skippers.

At 9:40 AM , Blogger Kitty Cat said...

ok, kids, here is a good Malena story from miss Kitty:
Miss thing came to pick me up at the airport yesterday,
and a bunch of my Zombie crew was there waiting for rides & i introduce Mal to my stage manager Fidel, and he is polite etc. So he is saying goodbye to me "Kitty it was so great to work with you" and goes to give me a hug & at the last second veers off and hugs Malena---it was classic! Typical reaction to the GSL.
am off tour for two weeks, then back out. sending love & i promise a blog soon. Calling LOLO right now, cause i sure do miss my Fabulous Queen.

At 3:24 PM , Blogger Malena said...

"The GSL" haaaaaaaaaa Nora, that one's gonna stick. Miles bought me a laptop so, I'm bed blogging again. This little machine also has video/audio recording. THINK of the possibilities of THAT my LaMie friends. Wehoooooooooo. Be afraid, very afraid.

At 11:33 AM , Blogger ravyn said...

heh i suspect the GSL was always there, i just said it in my "outside voice" **grins evilly**.

At 11:44 AM , Blogger Kelly J. Compeau said...

Sounds like you had a blast. Love the photos, too -- and your dress. Va-va-voom, baby!


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